Adelina

📦 About This Item

Meet Adelina™, the multitasking young-adult model with a rapidly shifting résumé and a heart full of compassion… mostly for wildlife.

This variant includes:

• Seven Brew Drive-Thru Barista Mode (fast, efficient, occasionally dessert-themed)

• Legacy Handel’s Ice Cream Worker Firmware (still running in the background)

• Volleyball Reflex Subsystem (deprecated but still activates when objects fly at her)

• Overactive Deer Empathy Unit (cannot be disabled)

Perfect for customers who want lattes with unexpected creative upgrades, emotional support for woodland animals, and a barista who occasionally forgets which job she’s at but still sticks the landing.

🔧 Product Features

• Dual Employment Memory Overlap

• Sometimes forgets she’s not at Handel’s anymore

• May add whipped cream, sprinkles, or a cherry to beverages

• Drinks may resemble sundaes

• Taste results: shockingly excellent

• Deer-Centric Compassion System

• 200% concern for injured or surprised deer

• 15% concern for the human driving the car

• Will ask “IS THE DEER OKAY??” before asking about you

• Ideal for forest creatures, slightly confusing for humans

• Teen Efficiency Engine

• Fast-paced drink assembly

• Can manage traffic at a drive-thru like a seasoned air-traffic controller

• Knows exactly which drink you’re going to order before you say it

• Memory of Past Jobs (Handel’s Edition)

• Ability to craft perfectly aesthetic sundae toppings

• Involuntarily deploys toppings in unrelated contexts

• Sprinkles may occur spontaneously

• Outdated but Functional Volleyball Reflexes

• Will dive if something is thrown

• Startles but recovers quickly

• Great for avoiding spilled drinks

📐 Technical Specifications

⚠️ Warnings

• Do not rely on this model for balanced concern during post-accident evaluations.

• Drinks may arrive with dessert toppings regardless of intention.

• Not responsible for deer-related emotional distress.

• Asking for a “normal coffee” may result in a milkshake.