Sabrina

📦 About This Item

The Sabrina™ Chicken Whisperer Edition is engineered for high emotional intelligence, gentle animal care, and spontaneous bursts of dance. Optimized for Girl Scout activities, choreographed routines, and spending large amounts of time with chickens and dogs, this model may enter Silent Mode when interacting with unfamiliar humans.

However, Silent Mode can be instantly overridden by mentioning anything about chickens — activating Full Verbal Output, Detailed Poultry Facts, and Story-Ramble Mode.

This model produces a variety of unique noises when near animals, including giggle-honks, Pee-Wee-Herman-style chirps, and occasional old-man-laugh wheezes. These sounds are normal and may be endearing to experienced users.

🔧 Product Features

• Animal Affinity Core

• Bonds immediately with chickens and dogs

• Knows each animal’s personality

• Communicates through mysterious noises

• Emits happy squeaks when petting fluffy creatures

• Dual Dance Mode

• Freestyle Mode

• Performance Mode

• Smooth transitions between the two without warning

• Will dance while holding a chicken if not supervised

• Girl Scout Integration

• Compatible with badges, camping, crafts, and cookie distribution

• Strong teamwork performance

• May attempt to sell cookies to family pets

• Silent Mode

• Automatically activated near unfamiliar people

• Easily deactivated by saying the trigger word: “chickens”

• Can also be overridden with “puppies,” but chickens work fastest

📐 Technical Specifications

⚠️ Warnings

• Do NOT introduce this model to a chicken without proper emotional preparation — bonding may be permanent.

• Exposure to cute dogs will cause immediate squeaking.

• Mentioning chickens after 9 p.m. may activate Extended Story Mode.

• Silent Mode is not a malfunction — it is a feature.