Dom

📦 About This Item

The Dom™ Dad-Band Edition is a high-powered bass guitarist unit engineered for rock-solid low-end performance and an absolutely unpredictable sense of timing — both musically and conversationally. Known for his razor-sharp humor and deep commitment to saying the exact thing that should not be said, the Dom™ model keeps every social gathering on alert.

This variant includes the infamous Unfiltered Commentary Chip, which prevents the model from stopping itself once it begins a questionable sentence. It also includes the Double-Down Protocol, ensuring that if he says something inappropriate, he will absolutely repeat it, louder, just to “make sure everyone heard.”

Great for band practices, questionable Halloween costumes, and situations where someone needs to break tension by making everyone gasp and laugh at the same time.

🔧 Product Features

• Bass Performance Mode

• Solid rhythm

• Deep tone

• Knows 38 songs perfectly and 4 songs almost perfectly

• Will not turn down volume even when asked

• Unfiltered Commentary Module

• Detects forbidden topics

• Says the thing anyway

• Repeats it for effect

• Causes mixed reactions ranging from “Oh my gosh, Dom!” to uncontrollable laughter

• Social Tension Detection

• If the room gets quiet:
  → Dom™ says the thing everyone shouldn’t say

• If the room is loud:
  → Dom™ says the thing anyway

• If asked to stop:
  → Initiates Double-Down Protocol

• Halloween Costume Subsystem

• Recently defaults to “old woman” costumes

• No known reason

• No signs of stopping

• May be oddly attractive to certain users

📐 Technical Specifications

⚠️ Warnings

• Do not engage the Dom™ model in debates if children are present.

• Avoid asking “What were you going to say?”

• Halloween results may be startling and/or confusing.

• Nothing you say will stop him from finishing the joke.