Isaiah™ – Hoodie-Only Teen Drummer Edition (Electronic Drum Expansion Pack Compatible)
Price: $1299.99 (Teenage Upgrade Pack sold separately)
Brand: Laneyzon Youth Series
Model Number: ISA-HDY-DRM-15
Customer Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ 4.1 (6,907 ratings)
📦 About This Item
The Isaiah™ Hoodie-Only Teen Drummer Edition is a high-energy musical unit optimized for constant rhythm production and minimal wardrobe diversity. This model is known for its impressive endurance behind the drum kit and its unwavering commitment to wearing hoodies in all seasons, climates, and social situations.
The Electronic Drum Expansion Pack is designed to reduce household noise — but real-world use may vary depending on the creativity of the teen operating the system.
Perfect for families seeking authentic teen behavior, endless drumming, and minimal spoken dialogue outside of “What’s for dinner?”
🔧 Product Features
• Electronic Drum Integration
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Works with all major electronic drum brands
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Headphone mode supported
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Will bypass headphone mode if a large keyboard amp is detected
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Produces volume levels capable of shaking drywall
• Hoodie-Only Clothing Compatibility
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Automatically defaults to hoodie, regardless of what is equipped
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Seasonal settings are ignored (“87°F and humid” → hoodie mode stays on)
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Attempts to equip anything else will trigger an audible sigh
• Musician Mode
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Capable of drumming for hours without stopping
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Random burst solos when least convenient
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Automatically taps on tables, counters, walls, and car dashboards
• Teen Personality Chip
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Prefers rooms dark
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Minimal spoken communication
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Responds to questions with shrugs, nods, or “I dunno”
📐 Technical Specifications
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Age | 15 teen-years (equivalent to 37 adult mood-years) |
| Clothing Support | Hoodies only |
| Volume Output | 0–130 dB depending on amp misuse |
| Drum Skill | Intermediate → Advanced |
| Battery Life | Unlimited for drumming; limited for chores |
| Communication | Low bandwidth; hoodie muffles speech further |
| Accessories | Accepts drumsticks, snacks, and hoodie variants |
⚠️ Warnings
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Do not leave this model alone with an amplifier; will connect drums immediately.
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Attempts to remove hoodie may result in dramatic resistance.
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Sudden bursts of drumming may occur after 10 p.m.
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May consume large amounts of snacks without warning.
2 reviews for Isaiah
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L. Bright –
⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ 4-Star Review — “Electronic Drums Should NOT Be This Loud”
Reviewer: L. Bright – Tallmadge, OH
Verified Purchase
I bought the Isaiah™ Teen Drummer Edition with the optional Electronic Drum Add-On, thinking it would be a peaceful alternative to a real drum kit echoing through our suburban homestead. The manual clearly says: “Headphones recommended for quiet play.” Perfect! I thought.
Imagine my surprise — and hearing loss — when Isaiah decided to plug the electronic drums directly into his father’s keyboard amp, bypassing the whole “quiet practice” feature. The result?
It’s louder than a normal drum set.
I’m convinced the neighbors can feel the double-kick patterns in their ribcages.
I’m giving four stars because the product works well and the rhythms are impressive.
But please, for the love of all peaceful evenings, consider locking out the “amp mode” in a future update.
G. Altieri –
⭐⭐⭐☆☆ 3-Star Review — “Only Hoodie Packs Are Compatible”
Reviewer: G. Altieri – Stow, OH
Verified Purchase
I ordered several Accessory Clothing Packs for the Isaiah™ 15-Year-Old Teen Model: joggers, graphic tees, even a casual button-down. Unfortunately, only the Hoodie Pack seems to be compatible.
Every attempt to equip other clothing results in a system error:
“Hoodie Required. Try Again Later.”
Even when I successfully put on a non-hoodie item, the model automatically reverts back to hoodie mode within minutes — even in summer. Even indoors. Even at formal events.
I’m rating this product three stars because while the hoodie compatibility is flawless, I’d really appreciate broader wardrobe support. Please update the firmware to allow Isaiah to wear something — anything — besides hoodies.